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You see snakie, u need to go to the university, dont be deceived by the money that’s coming

your way now, you will have plenty of money when you graduate. As for the girls, there are

many of them in the university. Big, small, thin, fat, dark or light skinned…you will get them

plentiful. ….just try and gain admission and you will see that girls will start coming your way

unlike this one you are disturbing yourself with presently”……..(My uncle advise) I was surprised hearing from my uncle who graduated from the university two years earlier

that I will get enough girls to bleep once I gain admission into the university….”so, na how

babes plenty 4 those university b dis? Then I must gain admission for me to get enuf bleeping” I said to myself… 

Fastforward to some months after, I already passed my jamb and eventually gained

admission after my name came out on the final list. This was not after we knew somebody that

knows someone and connected us to somebody that knows the right person and was able to

give tips to that right person before my name came out…..This was more reason I was

frustrated about university in the first place cos how will u explained someone that scored 253

in jamb and had all his SSCE result completed but still has to tip someone before he could

gain admission.

A night before my first day in school, my mother called me to advise me…… (I will say this in yoruba and translate) “snakie, eti e melo…”meji ni ma”…..kilo fi nse….”mo fi ngboro ni ma”…….jhoor oko mi, owo oniru, owo oniyo ati owo alata la fe fi ran e lo si ile iwe…..to ba de skool, ranti omo eni to nse, ma kegbe kegbe, ma rin rin kurin, iwe e ni ko koju mo…..eyi to se pataki ju nipe, ma kobinrin, ma ba won ni girlfriend kaakiri, koju mo iwe e….even to ba ma lobinrin, eyokan ti to e, de je ki nmo……oko mi, sori awa obinrin, idi o yato sidi ooo, oju ni gbogbo eyin okunrin ma ndo, eyin okunrin le ni orisirisi oko but iho kan na lowa lara awa obinrin……..so, ma tele oju kiri, to ba ti nikan, gbamu daada ko de ma tele fine face kaakiri”…….”mo ti gbo ma, e seun ma” Meaning…….”Snakie, hw many ears do u have…”two ma”…what are they mearnt for?…”to listen ma”…my son, the money we are using to send you to school is from our hard earned sweat, when you get to school, pls remember the child of whom you are, dont join bad gangs, dont go to where you are not suppose to be, focus on your book pls and the most important thing is that you should never follow girls….even if you want to have girlfriend, one is okay for you and you can let me know her, you know one thing aboug girls is that, our Kitty-Cat are not different from each other, its faces that you guys bleep (u see different fine girls and u want to bleep her but in reality its the same Kitty-Cat she has that your girlfriend have too), we are not like you guys that have different sizes of dickson, all ladies have just one hole….pls my son, dont follow face and be bleeping all around, when you get the perfect person pls be ohk with her my son……”thank you ma, have heard all what you said and I wont disappoint you ma.”…I replied” My mind was like a tabula rasa when I resumed school, I knew I was a brilliant student way back in my secondary school days but after waiting over four years for admission, everytyn has disappeared. ….school started smoothly and I was coming from home to school as my school had no hostel way back then, 

I mingled with so many people in school just because all freshers received faculty course in the same hall while departmental courses were taken once in a while. As time goes on, I started getting to know people from my facaulty and eeoartment but not so close to any1 aside Bola who we always go home together in the same bus even though we don’t leave in the same area….didnt take long b4 I got use to bola. From going home together, we started mingling in school, keeping seat for each other during lectures, hanging around all the time. 

I was trying to cope with school activities and assignments were coming in without having idea of how to go about it but thanks to segun who was my helping hand. Segun has been a friend since my primary school days and he was the headboy in our secondary school…he was already in 300level studing elect/elect in another university in the state. Every night, I come home with my assignment, dashed to segun’s house in the get assignments solved, take it to school the following day and bola will b the first to copy assignment from me before any other person. I tend to always sort segun out every weekend with recharge cards. Like play like play, people started noticing me as the first person to solve any assignment relating to calculations and some tend to always come and ask me for my assignment. 

I became a bit popular among girls and some guys. This made them to start challenging me to explain

solutions to them including Bola. Only if they knew the person that has been helping me out was Segun, Bola always make shakara as her close pal was the one everybody always wanted to learn from……I don enter am as I no fit derep nor belittle mysef….. 

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