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1. Ouch my back is very painful!!!
2. These gray hairs. WTF!!!
3. My Grandchildren are coming
to visit me. Huh! Feels so good!.
4. Anybody with a walking stick,
hit my inbox.
5. My youngest daughter is finally
married and I’m now lonely in
this big house! Anyway, I’m
happy for her.
6. Damn! How does my grandson
expect me to chew corn with
only three teeth left in my
mouth!.
7. WTF! Can’t believe my
grandson is asking me where I
kept my teeth.