” na wa o!, person don tire for this kind life sef.
” the security Man sat with hand akimbo on the
small stool in the small room which was located
at the gate that serves as his office.
Just then one of his colleague walked into the
office and found him in that position.
” na wetin be your own this kind time? ” he said
looking at his wristwatch that had stopped
working even Before Abraham Lincoln was
elected president of America.
The former did not reply the question, but
continued in his personal meditation.
” na 8pm be this. Instead of you to dey patrol
round the CHURCH premises to check for any
fast movement, you dey here dey keep hand
like who im papa just die. ” the latter added,
taking a wild guess at the time.
” sidon make i tell you something, e get wetin
dey bother me since wey i don try to reason am
out. ” the first security man replied and pointed
at the other stool for him to sit down.
” anything wey you wan talk, make you talk am
fast, you no sey pastors and decons dem go
soon come for their meeting, e no go good if
them come see our two for here. ” the other
replied.
” i go try make am sharp sharp. ” the first
security replied. While the other went for the
vacant stool and sat down turning his full
attention to his colleague.
” you no say we don serve this CHURCH as
security men for almost fifteen years now? ” the
first security started.
” na true be that, but how that one come take
be your problem? ” the later interrupted.
” you no go wait make i die before you bury me.
” the first man replied, while other adjusted his
seat and gave him a suspicious look.
” for all those yes wey we don work, tell na
wetin you don achieve? ”
” me!, no be last year wey i buy brand new
motorcycle and i still hold that title as the first
and only security man to get motorcycle cycle
for this CHURCH. ” the other replied beating his
chest proudly and smiling all the way.
” you be Ewu!, na motorcycle wey your mates
dey drive abi?, see Open your eyes. ” the First
man said in a harsh tone.
To demonstrate that his eyes were open, the
other security man man used his hands to open
his eyes wider.
” I don tell you sey you be big time mumu.
‘M.U.M.U’ ” he spelt it out and continued. ”
wetin i mean be say you need to shine your
eyes. ” he added.
” i dey shine my eyes with ogogoro and
monkey-tail every morning and evening ” the
other replied looking confused.
” shey!, na how i want take tell you sey this
people dey cheat us. See that Deacon Emeka
wey come this CHURCH which day don buy big
Car dey enjoy with im family, but we wey don
tey for this CHURCH no get anything, even to
pay our pikin school fee na problem. ” the first
security said with a serious look on his face.
” ** whistled loudly ** na true you dey talk o.
Even my wife been tell me the same thing, but i
tell to keep quiet. ” the other security replied
and adjusted his seat even closer.
” you no see am sey your wife dey see road
pass you?. ” He replied.
” bia no take style insult me because i say make
i follow you reason! ” the other man replied
angryly and was about to stand up when his
colleague pleaded with him not to get angry
that it was a mistake.
” wetin i mean be sey your wife………. ” he was
interrupted by the sound of someone clearing
his throat behind them.
WATCH OUT FOR PART 7
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