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NIGERIA IS A COUNTRY CREATED WITH PROBLEM , STARTED IN PROBLEM , EXISTED FOR HUNDRED YEARS WITH MANY PROBLEMS AND WILL STILL END UP COLLAPSE AND DIE IN PROBLEM</div>
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NIGERIA IS A COUNTRY CREATED WITH PROBLEM , STARTED IN PROBLEM , EXISTED FOR HUNDRED YEARS WITH MANY PROBLEMS AND WILL STILL END...

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<span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px;">Retrospective analysis of Buhari.. .</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px;" /><a class="_58cn" data-ft="{"tn":"*N","type":104}" href="https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/hope_for_nigeria?source=feed_text&story_id=1043968845669176" style="background-color: white; color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px; text-decoration: none;"><span aria-label="hashtag" class="_58cl" style="color: #627aad;">‪#‎</span><span class="_58cm">Hope_For_Nigeria‬</span></a><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px;">A. I will name 19 ministers. He lied.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px;">B. He is for nobody and he is for everyone...another lies.</span><br style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px;" /><span style="background-color: white; color: #666666; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px;">C. He</span><span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; color: #666666; display: inline; font-family: helvetica, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 16.08px;"> will run a low cost government... Lol<br />D. He will not embark on foreign trips... U want try lies ko.<br />E. All APC campaign promises cancelled... This is the truth.<br />F. I will sale off all presidential jets.<br />No minister under me will chatter jets.<br />My wife is not Firstlady... Lol. Buhari is a liar. All these things are fake.<br />G. He said he is a poor man. Now he is not poor after 10 months.<br />I. No corrupt person will be in my cabinet. He is right. All his team members are saints. I called them saints APC change.<br />Pls,help me add up those once that I left out here.<br />This is not propaganda, they are real.<br />I am working on the lies of his blind fans.<br />If u see a snake and APC...<br />Abeg which one will u kill first?<br />Credit: <a href="http://www.hopefornigeriaonline.com/" rel="nofollow" style="color: #3b5998; cursor: pointer; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">http://www.hopefornigeriaonline.com/</a><br />RwangPatrickStephen.</span>

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Retrospective analysis of Buhari.. . ‪#‎ Hope_For_Nigeria‬ A. I will name 19 ministers. He lied. B. He is for nobody and he is for everyone...

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1. Ouch my back is very painful!!!<br />
2. These gray hairs. WTF!!!<br />
3. My Grandchildren are coming<br />
to visit me. Huh! Feels so good!.<br />
4. Anybody with a walking stick,<br />
hit my inbox.<br />
5. My youngest daughter is finally<br />
married and I’m now lonely in<br />
this big house! Anyway, I’m<br />
happy for her.<br />
6. Damn! How does my grandson<br />
expect me to chew corn with<br />
only three teeth left in my<br />
mouth!.<br />
7. WTF! Can’t believe my<br />
grandson is asking me where I<br />
kept my teeth.

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