Story: A Thief In The Church… Part 6

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirV4WjrwtpHIpQM-bKIM2QEm_wPiwwP0beu5o5XDZ0m-akvBykZP-4ahPT_LIc6QEdYV5RZJeNszaj5DAxZDQyjwTXNEUlTvGZQyxAVz-K0qypPK09ZNk4AnuYLP0rUGg0Sajl78ulvWw/s1600/its_story_time_logo_013-214x140.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirV4WjrwtpHIpQM-bKIM2QEm_wPiwwP0beu5o5XDZ0m-akvBykZP-4ahPT_LIc6QEdYV5RZJeNszaj5DAxZDQyjwTXNEUlTvGZQyxAVz-K0qypPK09ZNk4AnuYLP0rUGg0Sajl78ulvWw/s1600/its_story_time_logo_013-214x140.jpg" /></a></div> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Three Hours Before the Discovery………..<br /> ” na wa o!, person don tire for this kind life sef.<br /> ” the security Man sat with hand akimbo on the<br /> small stool in the small room which was located<br /> at the gate that serves as his office.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /> Just then one of his colleague walked into the<br /> office and found him in that position.<br /> ” na wetin be your own this kind time? ” he said<br /> looking at his wristwatch that had stopped<br /> working even Before Abraham Lincoln was<br /> elected president of America.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /> The former did not reply the question, but<br /> continued in his personal meditation.<br /> ” na 8pm be this. Instead of you to dey patrol<br /> round the CHURCH premises to check for any<br /> fast movement, you dey here dey keep hand<br /> like who im papa just die. ” the latter added,<br /> taking a wild guess at the time.<br /> ” sidon make i tell you something, e get wetin<br /> dey bother me since wey i don try to reason am<br /> out. ” the first security man replied and pointed<br /> at the other stool for him to sit down.<br /> ” anything wey you wan talk, make you talk am<br /> fast, you no sey pastors and decons dem go<br /> soon come for their meeting, e no go good if<br /> them come see our two for here. ” the other<br /> replied.<br /> ” i go try make am sharp sharp. ” the first<br /> security replied. While the other went for the<br /> vacant stool and sat down turning his full<br /> attention to his colleague.<br /> ” you no say we don serve this CHURCH as<br /> security men for almost fifteen years now? ” the<br /> first security started.<br /> ” na true be that, but how that one come take<br /> be your problem? ” the later interrupted.<br /> ” you no go wait make i die before you bury me.<br /> ” the first man replied, while other adjusted his<br /> seat and gave him a suspicious look.<br /> ” for all those yes wey we don work, tell na<br /> wetin you don achieve? ”<br /> ” me!, no be last year wey i buy brand new<br /> motorcycle and i still hold that title as the first<br /> and only security man to get motorcycle cycle<br /> for this CHURCH. ” the other replied beating his<br /> chest proudly and smiling all the way.<br /> ” you be Ewu!, na motorcycle wey your mates<br /> dey drive abi?, see Open your eyes. ” the First<br /> man said in a harsh tone.<br /> To demonstrate that his eyes were open, the<br /> other security man man used his hands to open<br /> his eyes wider.<br /> ” I don tell you sey you be big time mumu.<br /> ‘M.U.M.U’ ” he spelt it out and continued. ”<br /> wetin i mean be say you need to shine your<br /> eyes. ” he added.<br /> ” i dey shine my eyes with ogogoro and<br /> monkey-tail every morning and evening ” the<br /> other replied looking confused.<br /> ” shey!, na how i want take tell you sey this<br /> people dey cheat us. See that Deacon Emeka<br /> wey come this CHURCH which day don buy big<br /> Car dey enjoy with im family, but we wey don<br /> tey for this CHURCH no get anything, even to<br /> pay our pikin school fee na problem. ” the first<br /> security said with a serious look on his face.<br /> ” ** whistled loudly ** na true you dey talk o.<br /> Even my wife been tell me the same thing, but i<br /> tell to keep quiet. ” the other security replied<br /> and adjusted his seat even closer.<br /> ” you no see am sey your wife dey see road<br /> pass you?. ” He replied.</span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><br /> ” bia no take style insult me because i say make<br /> i follow you reason! ” the other man replied<br /> angryly and was about to stand up when his<br /> colleague pleaded with him not to get angry<br /> that it was a mistake.<br /> ” wetin i mean be sey your wife………. ” he was<br /> interrupted by the sound of someone clearing<br /> his throat behind them.</span></span><br /> <br /> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">WATCH OUT FOR PART 7 </span></span><br /> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span><h3 class="jp-relatedposts-headline"> <span style="font-family: Times,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><em><br /></em></span></span></h3>

Story: A Thief In The Church… Part 6

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Story: A Thief In The Church… Part 7

<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirV4WjrwtpHIpQM-bKIM2QEm_wPiwwP0beu5o5XDZ0m-akvBykZP-4ahPT_LIc6QEdYV5RZJeNszaj5DAxZDQyjwTXNEUlTvGZQyxAVz-K0qypPK09ZNk4AnuYLP0rUGg0Sajl78ulvWw/s1600/its_story_time_logo_013-214x140.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirV4WjrwtpHIpQM-bKIM2QEm_wPiwwP0beu5o5XDZ0m-akvBykZP-4ahPT_LIc6QEdYV5RZJeNszaj5DAxZDQyjwTXNEUlTvGZQyxAVz-K0qypPK09ZNk4AnuYLP0rUGg0Sajl78ulvWw/s1600/its_story_time_logo_013-214x140.jpg" /></a></div> The two security men were startled to their<br /> bones to see Deacon Emeka standing a meter<br /> from them. He had a wide grin on his face with<br /> the kind of posture that one uses when in<br /> between seriousness and unseriousness.<br /> The two security men quickly went on their<br /> knees begging Deacon Emeka not to expose<br /> them, that it was the hand work of the devil,<br /> and that such a thought will never ever cross<br /> their mind again.<br /> <br /> ” Deacon Emeka abeg no vex, i bin dey my own<br /> jeje dey patrol when this man come begin dey<br /> talk all those talks to me. No be say i wan follow<br /> am do wetin im dey talk. ” The second security<br /> man pleaded.<br /><br /> <br /> ” na devil come dey stand near dey tell me all<br /> those plenti plenti things. No be sey that<br /> normal mind i take reason am. Na the<br /> handiwork of the devil. ” the first one replied<br /> shaking like a leaf in the hamattan.<br /><br /> Meanwhile Deacon Emeka was just standing<br /> speechless, staring at them like someone that<br /> just arrived Paris and was lost in the splendor of<br /> the atmosphere.<br /> The two kept on confessing their sins before the<br /> Deacon, but unknown to them, the Deacon did<br /> not hear a word of their previous discussion,<br /> and so was lost.<br /> ” Is like the two of you were planning<br /> something fishy? ” Deacon Emeka found his<br /> voice at last and looked for a better seat to sit<br /> on. Not finding any seat, He sat on the table in<br /> their mini office.<br /> ” no o, we no wan go catch fish. We no be<br /> fishermen. ” the second security man replied in<br /> a hurry.<br /><br /> It took Deacon Emeka all the energy in his<br /> disposal to suppress the laughter that was<br /> fighting its way to his lips.<br /> ” that’s not what i meant ” Deacon Emeka<br /> managed to say amist laughter.<br /> ” what i mean is that the two are suspects ” He<br /> added.<br /> ” we no wan go prison o ” they echoed in<br /> unison.<br /> ” then you people will have to tell me what you<br /> people are planning or you will go to prison. ”<br /> Deacon Emeka replied. Even the first Security<br /> man that was thinking he had a stony heart<br /> was beginning to melt like butter under Deacon<br /> Emeka’s threat..<br /> They had no option other than to include<br /> Deacon Emeka in the plans that they were<br /> discussing.<br /> ………<br /> ” that’s a very good idea ” Deacon Emeka<br /> replied after they were done with their plans.<br /> The two Security men exchanged a glance at<br /> each other with their mouths, eyes, nose open.<br /> The sweat that was coming out of their body<br /> had tripled. They were still to believe what they<br /> just heard.<br /> ” you mean say!!! ” they echoed while the rest<br /> remained in their stomach.<br /> They concluded the plan for 8pm which less<br /> than an hour from that time.part of the plans<br /> was stealing the key from the pastor’s office.<br /> When they got to the pastor’s office, they<br /> discovered that the door was open. They went<br /> in and found out that the key to the safe was<br /> not there.<br /> their curiosity led them to check the safe. They<br /> were shock to meet the Pastor packing money<br /> from the safe into a brief case.<br /> Their arrival was a huge shock to the pastor, he<br /> pleaded with them not to tell the Church<br /> members which they agreed on the platform<br /> that all the money in the safe will be share<br /> equally among them.<br /> <br /> ***THE END*** PLEASE COMMENT IF YOU ENJOYED THE STORY

Story: A Thief In The Church… Part 7

The two security men were startled to their bones to see Deacon Emeka standing a meter from them. He had a wide grin on his face with t...

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